I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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