I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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