Ambien. No doubt about it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
