next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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