upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just want to make out with him forever
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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