is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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