its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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