when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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