I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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