at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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