There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
