He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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