The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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