Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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