The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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