Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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