so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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