lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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