he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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