I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i out mim tonsoeep
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