Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
