What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
