I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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