the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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