Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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