I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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