Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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