So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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