No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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