Buhtt sex?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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