I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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