Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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