my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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