Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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