So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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