I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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