Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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