she was so not down for the gang bang
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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