cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
