it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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