Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
