You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
