just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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