I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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