I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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