she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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