He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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