Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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