i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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