You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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