i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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