David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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